UR FAT ND UGLY.
Posted on 2nd Jun at 9:33 PM, with 6,606 notes
some of you know this already but the absolute worst thing to ever happen to me was when a boy threw a cat on me and i tried to catch it and my thumb went up its butthole
Posted on 2nd Jun at 9:33 PM, with 120,333 notes
how do you get a nice body without moving
Posted on 1st Jun at 5:40 PM, with 116,271 notes
the best fucking vine video ever
I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady
Posted on 1st Jun at 5:39 PM, with 25 notes
how i feel when im at a friend’s house
Posted on 29th May at 11:37 PM, with 609,042 notes
Hey look, actual "unique" questions
1:
Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2:
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3:
Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4:
Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5:
Do you like to use post-it notes?
6:
Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7:
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8:
Do you have freckles?
9:
Do you always smile for pictures?
10:
What is your biggest pet peeve?
11:
Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12:
Have you ever peed in the woods?
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What about pooped in the woods?
14:
Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15:
Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16:
How many people have you slept with this week?
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What size is your bed?
18:
What is your Song of the week?
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Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20:
Do you still watch cartoons?
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Whats your least favorite movie?
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Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
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If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
24:
What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25:
What is your favorite food?
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What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27:
Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28:
Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
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Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
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When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31:
Can you change the oil on a car?
32:
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
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Ever ran out of gas?
34:
Favorite kind of sandwich?
35:
Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36:
What is your usual bedtime?
37:
Are you lazy?
38:
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39:
What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40:
Are you horny?
41:
Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42:
Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43:
Are you stubborn?
44:
Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45:
Ever watch soap operas?
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Are you afraid of heights?
47:
Do you sing in the car?
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Do you sing in the shower?
49:
Do you dance in the car?
50:
Ever used a gun?
51:
Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52:
Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53:
Is Christmas stressful?
54:
Ever eat a pierogi?
55:
Favorite type of fruit pie?
56:
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57:
Do you believe in ghosts?
58:
Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59:
Take a vitamin daily?
60:
Wear slippers?
61:
Wear a bath robe?
62:
What do you wear to bed?
63:
First concert?
64:
Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65:
Nike or Adidas?
66:
Cheetos Or Fritos?
67:
Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68:
Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69:
Ever take dance lessons?
70:
Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71:
Can you curl your tongue?
72:
Ever won a spelling bee?
73:
Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74:
Own any record albums?
75:
Own a record player?
76:
Regularly burn incense?
77:
Ever been in love?
78:
Who would you like to see in concert?
79:
What was the last concert you saw?
80:
Hot tea or cold tea?
81:
Tea or coffee?
82:
Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83:
Can you swim well?
84:
Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85:
Are you patient?
86:
DJ or band, at a wedding?
87:
Ever won a contest?
88:
Ever have plastic surgery?
89:
Which are better black or green olives?
90:
Can you knit or crochet?
91:
Best room for a fireplace?
92:
Do you want to get married?
93:
If married, how long have you been married?
94:
Who was your HS crush?
95:
Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96:
Do you have kids?
97:
Do you want kids?
98:
Whats your favorite color?
99:
Do you miss anyone right now?
Posted on 29th May at 11:37 PM, with 130,440 notes
Teacher:
How much is a gram?
Me:
Shit, Depends on what you want..
Posted on 8th May at 8:51 PM, with 69,694 notes
THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45
Posted on 8th May at 8:50 PM, with 49,530 notes
So my sisters went to see Beyonce last night and got into the VIP section and my sister went that crazy that she almost pulled Beyonce into the crowd and she got this photo.
Posted on 8th May at 8:44 PM, with 82,878 notes
Boy records interview with his future self in 1992 and has a conversation with himself in 2012
I expected to watch this and shed a nostalgic tear, instead I cried tears of laughter.
i watched this like five times yesterday because its amazing
this is pretty hilarious lmao
